Nerdiness, hilarity, and occasionally something important.

No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

lilitudracul:

chupaflora:

amischiefofmice:

snail fambliy

noot noot

[chorus of smaller noot noots]

lilitudracul:

chupaflora:

amischiefofmice:

snail fambliy

noot noot

[chorus of smaller noot noots]

(Source: rgr-pop)

marlene:

captainzaksparro:

Can the tumblr staff tell me a joke?

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Parks and Recreation → 2.13 vs. 6.20

(Source: suzanasdrobnjakovic)

zohbugg:

anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”To which they replied, “Gay.”

zohbugg:

anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”
To which they replied, “Gay.”

(Source: pleatedjeans)

lawebloca:

Easter dog

lawebloca:

Easter dog

GAY PRIDE CANCELLED BY THE MAYOR

(Source: ilanasexler)